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Ferment Everything T-shirt

Ferment Everything T-shirt

Color: Ivory
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$39.95 $32.95 Sale
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Description
Comfort Colors® 1717

  • 100% ring-spun US cotton (heavyweight fabric)
  • Garment-dyed and soft-washed (pre-shrunk)
  • Relaxed fit, unisex
  • Seamless body (tubular construction)
  • Double-needle stitching at armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
  • Double-needle collar
Shipping & Returns

Orders over $75 ship free. Consider it the extra sauce packets you didn't ask for.

Every shirt is a special order

Your ticket goes up, the press heats, and the shirt gets grilled. Orders ship within 7 days. Then 2–5 days as USPS runs it out.

You'll get tracking to follow your order all the way to your front door.

Returns:

The Refire Clause

If it turns up damaged, defective, or just not the shirt on the ticket, that one's on us. We'll remake it or refund it. Same as a plate that comes out wrong: you don't have to make a case for it.

The particulars:

  • Damaged or defective: full refund, no questions.
  • 30 days to tell us.
  • Unworn, in the shape it arrived in.
  • Email hello@umamitees.com - it lands in front of a person.

If something's wrong, let us know. The whole point is a shirt you reach for on purpose.

Policy subject to change, but we'll always keep it reasonable.
Care Instructions

How to keep it your favorite

Garment-dyed cotton is a lot like a cast-iron pan, a little care early on and it'll outlast most of your closet.

In the wash

  • Cold water only. Heat is what pulls the color out.
  • Turn it inside out first, to protect the graphic you're planning to wear into the ground.
  • Gentle detergent. Skip the bleach and the fabric softener, one fades the color, the other flattens the softness.
  • Wash it on its own the first time. Garment dye lets go of a little color at the start, so keep it away from anything pale.

In the dryer (or not)

  • Hang drying is best. No shrinking, no roughing up the hand feel, and more time for a snack.
  • If you're using the dryer: low heat or delicate, and take it out as soon as it's done. Wrinkles set in the pile.

Ironing

  • Never straight onto the print. Turn it inside out, or use a pressing cloth.

Pairs well with:

TEES WITH TASTE

Food isn't a hobby, it's a personality.

THREE COURSES OF COMFORT

THREE COURSES OF COMFORT

Heavyweight ringspun cotton, garment-dyed for softness, cut boxy and relaxed.

FOR THE HUNGRY AT HEART

FOR THE HUNGRY AT HEART

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

All our t-shirts are printed in the US with trusted printing partners. With fast shipping nationwide, so you can wear your passion wherever your appetite takes you.
Do you ship internationally?

Currently we ship nationwide throughout the USA only. See our shipping policy for more details.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email so you can follow your package's journey, right to your doorstep.
What materials are your products made of?

Our shirts are made from 100% ring-spun premium US cotton. Because you need a tee that keeps up whether you're standing in line at your favorite food truck or catching a flight to your next culinary destination. Material details on each product page.